" gauzes "

 [ "gauze" ]

1: Mesh made out of metal

  * e.g.,  ... "The gauze on this bong is all clogged up" 

 [ "wizard of gauze" ]

1: A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

  * e.g.,  ... The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible. 

 [ "crotch gauze" ]

1: A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam. 

 [ "straddle the gauze" ]

1: to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

  * e.g.,  ... man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze 

 [ "Ohio gauze eye mass" ]

1: A weeby way of saying good morning, a play on the romanji of ohayo gozaimasu.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim Carey: Ohio gauze eye mass! 

 [ "gauzed" ]

1: Term used to describe the feeling of being especially exhausted after getting crossed. It references the feeling of cotton mouth from being high, and the feeling of needing medical attention from drinking too much. Can also be a crossover of any number of substances, but ‘gauzed’ refers to the post-multi-substance-intake haze that consequently ensues.

  * e.g.,  ... “Dude I’m so crossed right now” 

 [ "Hawt gauze" ]

1: Another way of saying/writing hot gossip.

  * e.g.,  ... I have some hawt gauze for you.