" garbanzo "

 [ "garbanzo" ]

1: A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo. 

 [ "garbanzo" ]

1: verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

  * e.g.,  ...  Oops, I just garbanzoed. 

 [ "garbanzo" ]

2:  Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

  * e.g.,  ...  Don't garbanzo my space. 

 [ "garbanzo" ]

3:  To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza? 

 [ "garbanzo" ]

4:  To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.

 [ "Garbanzo" ]

1: Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

  * e.g.,  ... That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again! 

 [ "Garbanzo" ]

2: See John Vespa

 [ "garbanzos" ]

1: a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

  * e.g.,  ... her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever. 

 [ "Garbanzo" ]

1: A garbanzo is any type of pill that’ll have u leanin.

  * e.g.,  ... I just popped a garbanzo, bro popped a garbanzo in the club nigga was tweakin . 

 [ "Garbanzo" ]

1: Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo. Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali. 

 [ "garbanzo bean" ]

1: A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

  * e.g.,  ... This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them. 

 [ "garbanzo bean" ]

2: Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

 [ "Garbanzo beans" ]

1: a person or action that is utterly wack.

  * e.g.,  ... Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks! 

 [ "Garbanzo beans" ]

2: garbage or bammer

  * e.g.,  ... that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans. 

 [ "garbanzo beaner" ]

1: a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

  * e.g.,  ... that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner 

 [ "garbanzo beans" ]

1: A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

  * e.g.,  ... "Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."