" forked "

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1: When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday." 

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1: past of forking. when a group of people got together and rammed plastic forks into someone's yard late at night while everyone was sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south forking is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by rolling.

  * e.g.,  ... The prof got forked last night! 

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1: The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

  * e.g.,  ... God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back. 

 [ "forked" ]

1: Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go 

 [ "Fork" ]

1: The f word. From the good place.

  * e.g.,  ... We’re forked! 

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1: In a game of chess, the term "Fork" is used when a piece attacks 2 or more of the opponents pieces at the same time. Quite often it's a Pawn or more frequently, a Knight that is responsible for executing a Fork.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: White moved his Knight to square e6 placing black's King in check. Much to black's chagrin, his Queen was on f5 which also was a square the Knight was attacking when the check was placed. Thus creating a "Fork". Because a Knight check can't be blocked, black had to move his King to get out of check, at which point the Knight captured black's Queen. Example 2: White pushed his pawn to square e4 and as a result, attacked the black's Bishop on square d5 and Rook on square f5 simultaneously. 

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1: The work that you Say instead of fuck when you're in the good place.

  * e.g.,  ... Eleanor Shellstrop: fork, wait what! I can't say fork?! What the fork up is going on?! 

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1: It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking? 

 [ "fork" ]

1: a utensil used for either eating or stabbing people with

  * e.g.,  ... i ate that bitch with my fork 

 [ "Fork" ]

1: Something you don't need to be going around threatening to stab somebody with. A fork is used for eating food, and a person should have no reason to think of a fork as anything more than an eating utensil.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy who uses a fork to eat and not to make threats is the guy who should be left alone. The guy who uses a fork as an example of something he might do is the guy who needs his fork taken from him until he knows how to use a goddamn fork, or when to joke and when not to.