" forages "

 [ "Forage" ]

1: To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight? 

 [ "Forage" ]

2: Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

  * e.g.,  ... Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.  

 [ "Foragers" ]

1: People who support themselves by hunting wild animals and gathering wild edible plants and insects.

  * e.g.,  ... Modern foragers in the Kalahari Desert of southern Africa and the Ituri Forest of Central Africa derive the bulk of their day-to-day nourishment from wild vegetable foods. 

 [ "foraging" ]

1: The act of eating breakfast by skipping around to various staff meetings and clipping miscellaneous donuts, bagels, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin: Is Bob in yet? 

 [ "foraging" ]

1: Searching for food

  * e.g.,  ... Hot girl: "Do you like foraging" 

 [ "forage" ]

1: For real, are you serious?

  * e.g.,  ... Mark "My ginger cat can do push-ups" 

 [ "Urban Foraging" ]

1: The term used for the gathering massive amounts of "free" items at local fast food stores, convenience stores, coffee shops, etc. so that you do not have to purchase the items at the grocery store. This includes extra large handful of napkins, ketchup packets, sugar packets, extra BBQ sauce and so on.

  * e.g.,  ... We ran out of paper towels, so we're going to head to Taco Bell and do a little urban foraging for napkins. 

 [ "corporate foraging" ]

1: Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week” 

 [ "urban foraging" ]

1: Urban foraging is a process of sorting through the dumpsters, gargbage bins, and other containers of waste to reclaim "wasted" food.

  * e.g.,  ... My freegan friend wants to go urban foraging, but I am scared of getting food poisoning. 

 [ "Clit-forager" ]

1: Someone that tries too hard to be liked. Or someone that makes finding a girl into an investigation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey do you know that cute girl's name?" "Back off clit-forager I saw her first!" 

 [ "Urban forager" ]

1: A person who eats another persons food before it gets thrown away.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m going to urban forager the crap out of those fries if you’re done with them.