" folders "

 [ "folder" ]

1: A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: How do you wipe your ass? 

 [ "Folder" ]

1: A combination of getting fatter and older

  * e.g.,  ... It's amazing how much folder I feel today 

 [ "foldered" ]

1: To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

  * e.g.,  ... Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business! 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

  * e.g.,  ... Person : Hello, do you li--- 

 [ "folderize" ]

1: When information regarding a business client or consumer of services is uniformly placed into a folder or chart in order to create a working document. (verb) fold-er-ize. (In the workplace, especially in human services where several confidential documents might be combined into a single folder/chart).

  * e.g.,  ... The secretary had to folderize several client's charts. 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Container for organizing and storing files.

  * e.g.,  ... I have all the files in a folder in my desk. 

 [ "folder" ]

2: See: file.

  * e.g.,  ... I copied all the files to a new folder. 

 [ "Folder" ]

1: A Folder is someone who can fold you like Origami in bed. You haven’t experienced sex until you’ve been folded.

  * e.g.,  ... Chad's a really good folder! He will fold you like a pretzel 🥨 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.

  * e.g.,  ... As you have such a powerful computer, and don't use it a lot, why not become a folder? 

 [ "folder" ]

2: A contibutor to Stanford University's Folding at Home project.

  * e.g.,  ... He's some folder: seven PCs folding and he wants to build three more! 

 [ "Folder" ]

1: A slang term for japaniese animated pornogaphy known as henti.

  * e.g.,  ... Corbyn is watching folder 

 [ "Folder" ]

1: The act of putting multiple folders on your desktop to cover a naked wallpaper of a female. Usually the folders are arranged to form a bikini or other clothing items.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, at home I was totally foldering this hot chick."