" folder "

 [ "folder" ]

1: A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: How do you wipe your ass? 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

  * e.g.,  ... Person : Hello, do you li--- 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Container for organizing and storing files.

  * e.g.,  ... I have all the files in a folder in my desk. 

 [ "folder" ]

2: See: file.

  * e.g.,  ... I copied all the files to a new folder. 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.

  * e.g.,  ... As you have such a powerful computer, and don't use it a lot, why not become a folder? 

 [ "folder" ]

2: A contibutor to Stanford University's Folding at Home project.

  * e.g.,  ... He's some folder: seven PCs folding and he wants to build three more! 

 [ "folder" ]

1: defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

  * e.g.,  ... cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round! 

 [ "folder" ]

1: Opposite of a wadder

  * e.g.,  ... You wouldn't have stopped up our shitter if you would have folded 

 [ "folder" ]

1: a tool used to keep you're pornographic pictures safe from you're parents and guardians

  * e.g.,  ... My folder is under my mattress for safe keeping. 

 [ "Folder" ]

1: A combination of getting fatter and older

  * e.g.,  ... It's amazing how much folder I feel today 

 [ "foldered" ]

1: To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

  * e.g.,  ... Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business! 

 [ "folderize" ]

1: When information regarding a business client or consumer of services is uniformly placed into a folder or chart in order to create a working document. (verb) fold-er-ize. (In the workplace, especially in human services where several confidential documents might be combined into a single folder/chart).

  * e.g.,  ... The secretary had to folderize several client's charts.