" flotsam "

 [ "flotsam" ]

1: One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

  * e.g.,  ... It's no wonder he slept with that 60 year old woman on Firday: he was in complete flotsam mode. 

 [ "flotsam" ]

2: see jetsam

 [ "flotsam" ]

1: (floating) things from a wrecked ship

  * e.g.,  ... flotsam in lotr :p 

 [ "flotsam" ]

1: Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.

  * e.g.,  ... The flotsam in P-Town is really bad, all the tourists come to go whalewatching or go shopping. 

 [ "flotsam" ]

1: an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week! 

 [ "Flotsam" ]

1: The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

  * e.g.,  ... "My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants." 

 [ "Ass Flotsam" ]

1: 1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.

  * e.g.,  ... I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet. I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear. Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit 

 [ "Ass Flotsam" ]

2: 2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

 [ "Flotsam Hippie" ]

1: A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense. 95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies. Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

  * e.g.,  ... If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry. 

 [ "flotsam and jetsam" ]

1: One of the most underrated Metal bands. Has been around since 1986, and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica.

  * e.g.,  ... Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal. 

 [ "Human Flotsam" ]

1: Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

  * e.g.,  ... The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued 

 [ "Flotsam Jumper" ]

1: After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

  * e.g.,  ... "My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."