" flesh-eating "

 [ "flesh eating snot weasel" ]

1: a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

  * e.g.,  ... my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel. 

 [ "Flesh Eating Cum Virus" ]

1: An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus! 

 [ "Zombie Eat Flesh" ]

1: A Restaurant that zombies eat at that serve items such as bone salad and flesh sandwiches

  * e.g.,  ... I may be undead but I love this place called