" flatness "

 [ "flatness" ]

1: n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

  * e.g.,  ... All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent. 

 [ "flat-flat" ]

1: The purified uncut by product of (Ice) methamphetamine. Processing is done by running ice thru a heated glass tube and allowing it to cool and scraping from surface.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man have you seen Steve? Hes all twacked out on that flat-flat and still owes me $20. They charging dollar for dollar for the flat-flat in the Lou. Mike's house got raided and they found 2 zips of flat-flat. His pregnant girlfriend tipped off the police when she was vaccuming the lawn. Man, you got the flat-flat...heard that's where at. 

 [ "The Flats" ]

1: A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

  * e.g.,  ... Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered. 

 [ "flat" ]

1:  The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or monthly.

  * e.g.,  ...  Wanna come back to my flat? 

 [ "flat" ]

2:  The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull and boring

  * e.g.,  ...  Stop being so flat, come to the party! 

 [ "flat" ]

3:  The name given to a woman with no or hardly any breasts.

  * e.g.,  ...  I realised last nite that my girlfriend was flat and she had been putting tissue in her bra, damn! 

 [ "flat" ]

4:  Something which is level, does not decrease or increase.

  * e.g.,  ...  This years profit margin was flat. 

 [ "flat" ]

5:  The name given to something filled with air which is now de-flated.

  * e.g.,  ...  Shit! How am i going to get to the prom now, the god damned tyres are flat. 

 [ "Flat" ]

1: A single pressed mdma pill

  * e.g.,  ... You can tell he off the flats 

 [ "Flat" ]

1: Oikawa Toru has no cake

  * e.g.,  ... “Oikawa flat ASF” 

 [ "a flat" ]

1: xanax

  * e.g.,  ... I'm off a flat, I'm not feeling you. 

 [ "flat" ]

1: tits that resemble tortillas

 [ "Flats" ]

1: a flat shoe, looks like a ballerina slipper, that girls are wearing all the time. They can come in any color and with most any design on them. Causes = smelly, sweaty feet.

  * e.g.,  ... Look, that girl is wearing gold flats to match her gold earrings and gold purse. 

 [ "flat" ]

1: adj. Used to describe a person of the female sex as to having no breasts.

  * e.g.,  ... She is flat as a board!