" flapjack "

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

  * e.g.,  ... Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: a very saggy, flat looking breast.

  * e.g.,  ... she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her. 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

  * e.g.,  ... Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.  

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

  * e.g.,  ... i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it. 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: Overly large nipples on a woman.

  * e.g.,  ... She has a nice body but those flapjacks just don't cut it. 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack

  * e.g.,  ... why did you flapjack him?  

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.

  * e.g.,  ... This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other. 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...

  * e.g.,  ... "First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!" 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad. 

 [ "flapjack" ]

1: The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.

  * e.g.,  ... Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.