" finagled "

 [ "finagled" ]

1: drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

  * e.g.,  ... "Susie was finagled last night!" "Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!" 

 [ "finagle" ]

1: To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

  * e.g.,  ... Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce. 

 [ "finaglement" ]

1: A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts... See Also: "The nightly finagle." 

 [ "Finagler" ]

1: Some one who finagles, weasels their way into bed w/ women.

  * e.g.,  ... jason cole is suuch a finagler 

 [ "Finagler" ]

2: An insulting name.

 [ "Finagle" ]

1: Obtaining something by manipulation and or deception.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't have any more good tires, so I am going to try and finagle some from the mechanic at the bike shop. 

 [ "Finagleing" ]

1: Re-adjustment of the testicles

  * e.g.,  ... One sec babe, I gotta finagle my dick. Bro 1: Bro can you do me a solid? 

 [ "finagle" ]

1: to fuck around with something and ultimately be responsible for breaking it

  * e.g.,  ... Roman: "Aww fuck, someone's finagled this server" 

 [ "Finagle" ]

1: Say fuckin ona lame ass brain...???

  * e.g.,  ... “Aye look at this rgt here Issa leopard...” 

 [ "finagle" ]

1: What you do with a bagel.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm hungry." 

 [ "finagling" ]

1: All sexual activity. ALL.

  * e.g.,  ... We spent the night finagling like savages.