" figs "

 [ "figs" ]

1:  An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

  * e.g.,  ...  Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven. 

 [ "figs" ]

2:  A Fruit

  * e.g.,  ...  I really fancy a couple of figs right now. 

 [ "figs" ]

1: short form of "figures"

  * e.g.,  ... my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again. 

 [ "figs" ]

2: a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: FIGS! 

 [ "figging" ]

1: A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

  * e.g.,  ... The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her. 

 [ "figging" ]

2: The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.

  * e.g.,  ... Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully. 

 [ "on fig" ]

1: L.A. slang - short for referring to the north-south street that intersects through most of the city of Los Angeles, Figueroa St.

  * e.g.,  ... Mac: Wya tho 

 [ "fig fig" ]

1: The best YouTuber to ever exist. A god amongst men.

  * e.g.,  ... "fig fig is the greatest YouTuber to exist. His content is incredible." 

 [ "Figging" ]

1: 1) A sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared "finger" of ginger root into the anus. This practice dates all the way back to the Victorian era. 2) The act of putting a shaved ginger root into the anus. It creates a burning sensation around the sphincter, and a cooling sensation at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to my local dominatrix and while she was tying me up she asked if I liked ass-play. I said, "Of Course!" so she suggested that we try Figging. I said, "Figging?" She explained to me, and I was hooked. 

 [ "Fig" ]

1: A sweet fruit slightly larger than a grape that grows on trees during the summer time.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: Figs are great, in modertation. 

 [ "figging" ]

1: anal play involving ginger root

  * e.g.,  ... I really enjoy figging, said the blonde. 

 [ "A fig" ]

1: A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 2 Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.

  * e.g.,  ... “Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?” 

 [ "fig" ]

1: another word for the male testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... Brandon: Damn that Sebastion! He just blew the spread with that miss...I want to kick him squarely in the figs!