" diddly-squats "

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: nothing

  * e.g.,  ... You know diddly squat about anything. 

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

  * e.g.,  ... I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists! 

 [ "diddly-squat" ]

1: a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

  * e.g.,  ... when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education. 

 [ "Diddly squat" ]

1: A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

  * e.g.,  ... According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit. 

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

  * e.g.,  ... I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once. 

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: Literally means "chicken shit".

  * e.g.,  ... Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die. 

 [ "diddly-squat" ]

1: It's shit in essay language

  * e.g.,  ... Teddy: Is my dick big? 

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but

  * e.g.,  ... As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life. 

 [ "diddly squat" ]

2: it is THE emo-est word EVER.

 [ "diddly squat" ]

3: (when used with the right context)

 [ "diddly squat" ]

1: Squatting to poop, like in the woods

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods 

 [ "Diddly squat" ]

1: Nothing

  * e.g.,  ... "I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour