" fetching "

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1: When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro. 

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1: When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow. 

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1: An act of sexual pleasure between two or more homosexual men in wich one cums in another anus. He then puts his lips to orifice and sucks out the cum/shit and spits it into the firsts mans ass, who then swallows with glee

  * e.g.,  ... I accidentaly downloaded fetching porn. 

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1: To be having a threesome (2 girls and a guy) pounding it anal and cum in her asshole and the other girl eats the cum as she squeezes it out...

  * e.g.,  ... Man I had this crazy ass threesome the other nite, and this bitch started fetching my girl.. 

 [ "fetch" ]

1: The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMG, thats so fetch!" 

 [ "Fetch" ]

1: Stop trying to make it happen.

  * e.g.,  ... "That's so fetch!" 

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2: It's not going to happen.

  * e.g.,  ... "Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen." 

 [ "Fetching" ]

1: very attractive; capturing interest;

  * e.g.,  ... "a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality" 

 [ "fetch" ]

1: slang for cool or awsome. Used in mean girls by Grechen Weener.

  * e.g.,  ... Omg Kadi you love him. That is so fetch. 

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1: A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones. VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something. EXAMPLES: You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up. Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you". You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched". You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up". NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher". EXAMPLES:

  * e.g.,  ... Fetch 

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2: Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher". See also: Fetchtard EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad. EXAMPLES:

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3: Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch". A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!". You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.." See also: "Fetching fetch"

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1: Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.

  * e.g.,  ... "That new store, Siblings, is SO fetch!"