" festered "

 [ "festered" ]

1: If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

  * e.g.,  ... Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese. 

 [ "festerment" ]

1: fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink. 

 [ "festering" ]

1:  to sit around and become fat and lazy. usually a tendency of potheads. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

  * e.g.,  ... all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester! 

 [ "festering" ]

1: The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".

  * e.g.,  ... I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

  * e.g.,  ... That dude festered his boyfriend all night long. 

 [ "Fester" ]

1: The act of being exceptionally lazy.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining. 

 [ "festering" ]

1: to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

  * e.g.,  ... i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers! 

 [ "Fester" ]

1: Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... they were arrested for festering in a public toilet 

 [ "Fester" ]

2: one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

 [ "Fester" ]

1: Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive. Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.

  * e.g.,  ... Have any of you seen the festers?