" farmyard "

 [ "farmyard" ]

1: An entree or meal containing products from three or more different animals.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan ended up eating a farmyard when he added two of Suzy's chicken nuggets to his bacon cheeseburger. "I ordered chicken curry at that cheap Chinese place, but I think that they gave me a farmyard curry." The vegetarian gagged as he watched his friends stuff their faces with a farmyard. My grandma serves up a farmyard every year for Thanksgiving dinner. 

 [ "Farmyard Tennis" ]

1: Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?" "No I can still taste the egg from last time." 

 [ "Farmyard Threesome" ]

1: A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!" 

 [ "Farmyard Shanking" ]

1: The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room" 

 [ "Farmyard convention" ]

1: A congregation of police officers. Police officers =Pigs

  * e.g.,  ... *sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention?? 

 [ "farmyard fart" ]

1: A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.

  * e.g.,  ... Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...  

 [ "Cuban Farmyard" ]

1: The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.

  * e.g.,  ... I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard 

 [ "alabama farmyard" ]

1: Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

  * e.g.,  ... “I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut” “Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”