" facelift "

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1: Word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. See also blowjob and head

  * e.g.,  ... I caught my friend getting a facelift in the bathroom 

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1: A cosmetic change to the appearance or format of the online social networking site facebook-especially one that produces a significant

  * e.g.,  ... 1) To this day, each successive facelift continues to draw criticism from facebook users, who routinely join groups protesting the changes to the sites appearance. 2) In it's most recent facelift, facebook introduce a news feed that notifies users of any recent activity by his or her facebook friends on the website. 

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1: When someone wants to copy-and-paste someone's status on facebook to use as their own. To "lift" one's update and re-post it on Facebook. a.k.a. facelifting

  * e.g.,  ... After someone's status, a poster replies, "Hey, this is great. I want to re-post this as my status update, too. Mind if I facelift it?" 

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1: The act of stealing status updates from others' Facebook Profiles.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stupid as as stupid does." Facelifted from Forrest Gump. 

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1: facelift or creampie is where one jizzes in anothers face while sleeping on fully awake

  * e.g.,  ... duffy:ZZZzzzzZZZZzz 

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1: The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

  * e.g.,  ... Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one... Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D 

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1: Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.

  * e.g.,  ... Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette. 

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1: The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. It was released in 1990, and is a metal album. The tracks that can be found on this album are:

  * e.g.,  ... Since its release, Facelift has reached Double Platinum status. 

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2: "We Die Young"

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3: "Man In The Box"

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4: "Sea Of Sorrow"

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5: "Bleed The Freak"

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6: "I Can't Remember"

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7: "Love, Hate, Love"

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8: "It Ain't Like That"

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9: "Sunshine"

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10: "Put You Down"

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11: "Confusion"

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12: "I Know Something (Bout You)"

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13: "Real Thing"

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14: Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley, awesome bass from Mike Starr (better than Mike Inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining Sean Kinney.

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15: Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

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1: The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. Released in 1990, it is a metal album (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:

  * e.g.,  ... Alice In fucking Chains baby!!! 

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2: "We Die Young"

  * e.g.,  ... Layne rules ALL!!! (rip) 

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3: "Man In The Box"

  * e.g.,  ... "I tried to love you I thought I could 

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4: "Sea Of Sorrow"

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to own you I thought I would 

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5: "Bleed The Freak"

  * e.g.,  ... I wanna peel the skin from your face 

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6: "I Can't Remember"

  * e.g.,  ... Before the real you lays to waste 

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7: "Love, Hate, Love"

  * e.g.,  ... You told me I’m the only one 

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8: "It Ain't Like That"

  * e.g.,  ... Sweet little angel you should have run 

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9: "Sunshine"

  * e.g.,  ... Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave 

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10: "Put You Down"

  * e.g.,  ... Innocence creates my hell 

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11: "Confusion"

  * e.g.,  ... Cheated myself, still, you know more 

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12: "I Know Something (Bout You)"

  * e.g.,  ... It would be so easy with a whore 

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13: "Real Thing"

  * e.g.,  ... Try to understand me little girl 

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14: Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.

  * e.g.,  ... My twisted passion to be your world 

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15: Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

  * e.g.,  ... Lost inside my sick head 

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16: "Bring me down you try

  * e.g.,  ... I live for you but I’m not alive 

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17: Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die

  * e.g.,  ... Take my hands before I kill 

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18: Without eyes you cannot cry

  * e.g.,  ... I still love you, but I still burn" 

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19: Who’s to blame?

  * e.g.,  ... -"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift) 

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20: I can’t remember identity

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21: The visions in my mind from screamin at me

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22: And mama, mama, ooh,

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23: My angry brains of infancy

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24: Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe

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25: Down your throat and steal your energy

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26: You took everything but my will to be

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27: Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"

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28: -"I Can't Remember"

 [ "Facelifted" ]

1: Taking someone else's Facebook status update and making it your own. Can also be used as "facelifting".

  * e.g.,  ... "Mark facelifted Steve's status update -- the funny one about the basketball game." "Facelifted from Joyce: Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your name, then post the definition below."