" extraordinaire "

 [ "Toolbox extraordinaire" ]

1: Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool. Coined on Jake and Amir

  * e.g.,  ... Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him. Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire! 

 [ "houdini extraordinaire" ]

1: To properly do this you will need to postion the chick so that she is facing out the window while you are gettin it doggy style. After a while you tell her you are going to get some lube real quick. That's when your buddy appears from under the bed and takes your place. Then you go outside to the window and wave to her.

  * e.g.,  ... Your buddy could also wear a darth vader mask to turn it into the darth vader houdini extraordinaire. When she looks back to see whos fucking her, your buddy with the darth vader mask leans in and says, "I am your father." 

 [ "procrastinator extraordinaire" ]

1: Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire 

 [ "Human Extraordinaire" ]

1: A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

  * e.g.,  ... Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . . 

 [ "Marshall Extraordinaire" ]

1: Someone who has 10 minutes clocked at Marshall.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is super cool and attractive! He must be a marshall extraordinaire. 

 [ "Desserts extraordinaire" ]

1: The sampling of desserts that usually takes place at a Buffett setting involving two or more people with exceptional taste buds. Numerous desserts are sampled and rated by flavor, texture, and color. The desserts are placed in order of best to worst, the best two are usually consumed while the others are generally discarded.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go to Golden Corral for desserts extraordinaire. 

 [ "Douche bag extraordinaire" ]

1: Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.

  * e.g.,  ... When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends. You: Hey! I was in line in front of you. 

 [ "d-bag extraordinaire" ]

1: Someone who finds it their life's duty to be an all around asshole and douchebag. They are in an elite class of their own of the dbags in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for pillaging and raping everything that moves. 

 [ "Jake PIP Extraordinaire" ]

1: An individual with no real value or use. Chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. One enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around Central Park. This mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. Additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. This childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming "oh yea" on a daily basis. Lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake PIP Extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles Mr. Potato Head. In his defense he is an amazing botanist. We have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him. Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC 

 [ "d-bag extraordinaire" ]

1: a complete douchebag who is in an elite class of their own. They take being a douchebag to a new level of obnoxiousness.

  * e.g.,  ... Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for raping and pileging everything he saw.