" explanations "

 [ "explanational" ]

1:  often mistaked for explainable

  * e.g.,  ... this word is not explanational 

 [ "explanational" ]

2:  used by people in essays for some strange reason

 [ "Explanate" ]

1: Verb: Ebonic way of stating explanate, with a mild hint of sarcasm. Also known as ghetto explanations, or way of saying I’m too intoxicated up to do anything .

  * e.g.,  ... The boy told his teacher after bending late, man I don’t have time to explanate with you my where’s and how’s of my life. Man this lady so drunk she gone start explanating 

 [ "Explanation" ]

1: I'm pretty sure I deserve one of these. I also feel as though I'm owed one of these.

  * e.g.,  ... Iam "I still want an explanation." Hym "You're not going to get one." Iam "Well... I should..." Hym "But you won't." Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...." Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray." Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..." Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you." Iam "That's obvious..." Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist." Iam "........" Hym "They should have just left us alone" 

 [ "monkey explanation" ]

1: A very simple explanation

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: why can’t we just print more money? 

 [ "explanation mark" ]

1: something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pronounce it properly

  * e.g.,  ... Guy A: Oh, this food is horrible! I hate our school meals, exclamation mark! Guy B: Yeah, and it is getting worse... Guy C (stupid): Haha, yeah! Explanation mark! 

 [ "Nigga explanation" ]

1: When you make complicated things sound so simple a nigga could do it

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: Alright class click on the annotate tab and select the algorithm C beta alpha 

 [ "penetration with no explanation" ]

1: To penetrate one of a females holes with a penis. And then leaving in the morning without saying anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Well she was a bar slut, so it was my typical  

 [ "explanation point" ]

1: When someone uses too many exclamation points in a paragraph, or uses unnecessary exclamation points, and you want them to explain why the need for all the excitement. Common side effect: Topic ADHD

  * e.g.,  ... Jenny: Hey! I went to the mall today! Puppies are funny! Want to see a movie! I'm eating pretzels! Rachel: Uh, explanation point.... Jenny: I drank 9 Red Bulls (other typical answers include: I'm drunk/high/just met my dream guy etc) 

 [ "logical explanation" ]

1: ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.

  * e.g.,  ... their is no logical explanation to what you said 

 [ "caucasion explanation" ]

1: The result of having three caucasion adult males fucking each hole of a singular caucasion female specimen.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear about that caucasion explanation that happened last night in my dorm? " "Yeah that sounded hot as fuck!"