" excise "

 [ "Excision" ]

1: Excision is one of the sickest dubstep DJ's ever to walk the planet. His best mixes are his Shambhala mixes. Go to Google and look up "Excision Shambhala Soundcloud" and that'll take you to some sick-ass shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Excision is one of the sickest DJ's I've ever heard. 

 [ "excisely" ]

1: adv. when something is so exact and precise that the two words alone do not do it justice.

  * e.g.,  ... "So 16 x 16 = 256?" 

 [ "excisely" ]

1: A combination of Exactly and Precisely, as used by Tarwedge, because normal words just arent good enough for him.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: so everything Tarwedge says and does is right? 

 [ "Excision" ]

1:  Elite PvP gamers that lay waste to any and all that cross their path.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMGWTF!?!?! Those lowbie clowns bent me over and ran the Excision train up my tunnel! :(" -Mannick 

 [ "Excision" ]

2:  Epic incarnate.

 [ "Excision" ]

3:  To cut away the useless.

 [ "Excise" ]

1: The word when you fuck up excuse.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Tosh and Chris whats your excise. 

 [ "Vicer Exciser" ]

1: One of the best songs by Whitechapel

  * e.g.,  ... Got meh nose broke during Vicer Exciser! 

 [ "Excise Police" ]

1: Undercover police officers that walk around parking lots at concerts or other events looking for any minors drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, using tobacco, or any other illegal thing you can think of. They will dress in common street attire and typically will be in small groups or spread out in the same area. Will present badge, ask age and for i.d., if you have done anything wrong they will arrest you. If you are a minor, they will usually call your parents and have them pick you up, but if they are assholes they might take you to juvenile detention. If you are an adult, jail. A very ridiculous group of people whom have nothing better to do with their lives than ruin other peoples nights.

  * e.g.,  ... Concert Goer #1: Yo man why didn't you meet up with us at the Dave Matthews Band concert? 

 [ "HM customs & excise" ]

1: (n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

  * e.g.,  ... HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years. 

 [ "excision" ]

1: when you’re drunk and decide to text your ex

  * e.g.,  ... a different type of excision 

 [ "Excise" ]

1: What your Chinese professor says instead of exercise.

  * e.g.,  ... Prof: We will have some excise next week, so be prepared.