" everywhere "

 [ "Everywhere" ]

1: Anywhere except here, or nowhere. Duh though?

  * e.g.,  ... "That shit was EVERYWHERE man!!!" 

 [ "everywheres" ]

1:  The plural form of everywhere. So many different places that it would be pointless to list them all.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where did you guys go today?" "Dude, we went everywheres" 

 [ "Everywhere with it" ]

1: person who is down for everything sexually

  * e.g.,  ... Man, we ran into a freak last night and she was everywhere with it. 

 [ "Everywhere" ]

1: All places

  * e.g.,  ... God can see you everywhere 

 [ "everywhere's" ]

1: Everywhere is

  * e.g.,  ... There fears here, the old is lost in renewing, where everywhere's waiting in queue on cue of one's own doing. 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

1: a) the correct answer to any rude or dumb question, with no need for elaboration.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Yo, shortay, where you at? 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

2: b) the answer to any question you don't really understand, nor care to.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Everywhere like such as (and.) kthxbye loser. 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

3: d) a geopolitically ambiguous place i.e. the iraq

  * e.g.,  ... Q: Are you gay? 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

4: e) a vague reply to any question that has caught you off guard.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Everywhere like such as (and.) 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

5: A multipurpose phrase that can be used as a noun, adverb, transition, modifier, independent clause on its own. It has curious mutational qualities that take on every grammatical quality known to the English language.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: I heard you got implants this summer. Is that true? 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

6: The word "and," can also be added to the end of the string of words for extra flair; general usage guidelines recommend following this "and," with silence or more meandering gibberish.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Everywhere like such as (and.) 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

7: This phrase was coined by Miss South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: Where are you going? 

 [ "everywhere potato" ]

1: A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.

  * e.g.,  ... "I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese." 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

1: f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant. 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

2: g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

  * e.g.,  ... A: ...everywhere like such as 

 [ "everywhere like such as" ]

3: The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

  * e.g.,  ... For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA 

 [ "shit everywhere" ]

1: The reason not to go in the bathroom

  * e.g.,  ... seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere 

 [ "dicks everywhere" ]

1: What is to be said when there is nothing to say.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyler: Did you hear about that guy?