" esquire "

 [ "esquire" ]

1: A man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight.

  * e.g.,  ... You sir, are a man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight. You truly are an esquire. 

 [ "Esquire" ]

1: The title Esquire, abbreviated Esq. is used in the U.S. after a person's last name to indicate that they are a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services.

  * e.g.,  ... Sincerely, Timothy Fears, Esquire 

 [ "Esquire" ]

1: a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

  * e.g.,  ... My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ. 

 [ "Esquire" ]

2: Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

 [ "Esquire" ]

1:  a guy between knight and gentleman

  * e.g.,  ...  Ah, again that cocksuckage esquire! More tea, darling? 

 [ "Esquire" ]

2:  a men's magazine

  * e.g.,  ...  Jimmy reads Esquire he's so cute and trendy 

 [ "Esquire" ]

1: The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).

  * e.g.,  ... "I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire". 

 [ "Esquired" ]

1: To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

  * e.g.,  ... My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired! 

 [ "Esquire" ]

1: The difference between rowing and towing.

  * e.g.,  ... The esquire for the trip would have saved us at least 4 hours had we taken the boat instead of the pick up truck!!! 

 [ "Sandman Esquire" ]

1: Sandman Esquire, aka Mr. Zone 2 is a popular African American rapper, songwriter, actor, and activist from North Atlanta (Zone 2). Sandman is also known as a social activist, focusing on subjects including social inequality, police brutality, equal education, and systemic racism. In addition to addressing themes of racism and police brutality in his music, he is known for attending rallies throughout the south east.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandman Esquire is the best rapper out of North Atlanta 

 [ "Google Esquire" ]

1: Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

  * e.g.,  ... After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire 

 [ "esquire chode" ]

1: a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too