" erection "

 [ "erection" ]

1: The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

  * e.g.,  ... This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again 

 [ "erection" ]

1: When blood flows from one head to the other.

  * e.g.,  ... I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my penis because she thought it was my phone. 

 [ "erection" ]

1: when a man's penus is filled with blood due to sexual arousal. Often annoying or embarrasing in public, and is tried to be hidden (usually tucked up in the waistband of pants/underwear) *frequent to young boys and teens in puberty

  * e.g.,  ... Jacob was in wonder aas Melissa walked by him to the board in class one day. He stared at her perfect ass as it went by. Before he knew it he had a boner. A big fat erection. He tried to push is down but his head rubbed against the soft material of his plaid hollister boxers but that just stimulated it even more. He had to unbutton his pants to let it breath a little. Now he can't help but to start stroking it. It felt so good. As Melissa walked back to her seat next to Jacob she notices his big boner. She always had a crush on him and now she decided to make her move. She reached over and started to furiously rub her hand up and down on his already hard dick. He moaned wit pleasure. Jacob couldn't hold it in anymore and he finally let go and a hot sticky stream of jizz released all over his pants and boxers. It was the best class f his life. 

 [ "erection" ]

1: (Slang for hard-on.) A male's most magnificent and majestic display of his virility, when aroused by the sight of a beautiful female or by the thought of sex. The magical transformation of a cock that doubles in size, gets hard as a rock, and stands straight and tall as a soldier at attention. The aroused state of a dick that looks like a huge rocket on a launching pad and feels like a giant stick of dynamite about to explode. Sign to a female who sees or feels it that a male is ready and able to fuck. Opportunity for a guy to show off his magnitude and his potency, when he has one while standing up in front of the class; likely to evoke giggles and blushes from girls, to hide embarrassment at the feelings it arouses.

  * e.g.,  ... When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her. 

 [ "erection" ]

1: When your penis has reached its happy time and it sticks out because it wants a piece of the action. :P

  * e.g.,  ... He got an erection when he saw that sexy pole dancing chick 

 [ "erection" ]

1:  the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.

  * e.g.,  ... In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up. 

 [ "erection" ]

2:  an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.

 [ "erection" ]

3:  an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.

 [ "erection" ]

4:  the process of constructing a building or monumanet.

 [ "erection" ]

5:  boing!

 [ "erection" ]

1: flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering

  * e.g.,  ... Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction 

 [ "erection" ]

1: When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

  * e.g.,  ... Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection. 

 [ "erection" ]

1: The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!" 

 [ "erection" ]

1: An upright and firm penis

  * e.g.,  ... OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?