" epochs "

 [ "epoch" ]

1: a long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!

  * e.g.,  ... You are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance... 

 [ "Epoch" ]

1: A furry cute creature mostly known to magical people.

  * e.g.,  ... Aww.. Look at the cute Epoch! It's so cute and fluffy! 

 [ "epoch" ]

1: Epoch means "totally rad". Derived from me being a completely awesome dude.

  * e.g.,  ... Epoch is so totally fucking awesome. 

 [ "epoch" ]

1: Epoch, or alternatively Gaypoch is a descriptive term for a type of person.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:36) * Joins: epoch (Elite@S.L.A.C.K.E.R) 

 [ "epoch" ]

2: A person can be known as an Epoch if they meet any or all of these descriptions:

  * e.g.,  ... (21:36) <epoch> unwoot 

 [ "epoch" ]

3: Name themself after a character from The Matrix, insist they had the name before the movie was made.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:36) <epoch> bitch bot 

 [ "epoch" ]

4: Script kiddie who upon finally learning one or more programming languages will promptly forget they used to steal other peoples work and claim it as their own.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:37) * epoch slaps 

 [ "epoch" ]

5: E-threatens people with e-attacks to get e-power and e-friends to impress the e-ladies. Epicly fails to obtain the e-power they e-threatened for, claims e-victory regardless of result as admitting e-defeat would surely prompt them to immediately become An Hero.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:37) <epoch> brb gotta roll me a shukk 

 [ "epoch" ]

6: Says 'mufufufufufufufu' in an attempt to appear to have a unique evil laugh. Only manages to sound as if they are trying to talk around something that is being repeatedly inserted into their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:40) <epoch> yeaaa 

 [ "epoch" ]

7: Is easily fooled into trusting you through simple methods of social engineering, upon learning of their own gullibility insists that you are a nark, and didnt actually mind rape them.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:40) <epoch> wunderbaR 

 [ "epoch" ]

8: Works in low ranking position in fast food restaurant, insists they are still superior because they are e-making something of their e-self.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:40) <epoch> hey Rhythmdude 

 [ "epoch" ]

9: Confuses people who are only around to keep an eye on them, as being e-friends.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:40) <epoch> i just coded a vicious perl bot 

 [ "epoch" ]

10: Is quite enthusiastic about growing the rare agricultural specimen commonly known as the Faggot Tree.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:40) <epoch> forks 10 processes (runs 10 processes of the same process at the same time) 

 [ "epoch" ]

11: Proposes making a hacker 'coven' and naming the members the 'reapers' despite being in their mid 20's, by which point they should have grown out of the faggoth emo-nihilist attitude.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> regexp edited servers.ni 

 [ "epoch" ]

12: Fantasizes about get rich quick schemes involving google advertisements and automated proxy bots, as they know they will only ever obtain true success if they steal it.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> *ini 

 [ "epoch" ]

13: Upon hearing of their being defined on UrbanDictionary, an Epoch will take the time to re-define themselves as "awesome", but will undoubtedly still insist they do not care what people say about them.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> so its all in the shape of 

 [ "epoch" ]

14: Is quite likely to become An Hero should they be deprived of their e-life for more than a few days.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> irc.whocares.net:6667 

 [ "epoch" ]

15: Will one day obtain an EncyclopediaDramatica entry, but only after becoming An Hero, or writing it themself.

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> line for line 

 [ "epoch" ]

16: Can be seen carrying on 12 minute monologues on IRC, which generally consist of ego masturbation, because they are unable to find another Epoch to talk to. A prime example of such one sided conversations can be seen below (Names changed to protect the innocent):

  * e.g.,  ... (21:41) <epoch> ultimo spamm0r bot 0 i call her 

 [ "Epoch" ]

1: noun (count) - the perplex motion caused by jerking your hand up and down on you cock or the cock of a friend. masturbator - cock lover - jerk off king

  * e.g.,  ... - "Duuuuuude.... I just had an epoch! My friend necro just gave me one" 

 [ "Epoch Phail" ]

1: So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

  * e.g.,  ... I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail 

 [ "epoch failure" ]

1: A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

  * e.g.,  ... John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head. Jane: Wow...Epic failure. John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground. Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!! 

 [ "epoch fail" ]

1: When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't enter any of my Silver Age comics into this database. Epoch fail!" 

 [ "Unix Epoch" ]

1: A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time. Synonym: seventies Related term: Unix Time

  * e.g.,  ... Last night the clock on my computer got reset to the Unix Epoch. 

 [ "Epoch Fail" ]

1: Like epic fail, but specifically referring to computers being to stupid to figure out the date after a certain point. A more generic term for y2k.

  * e.g.,  ... Weird - my code's crashing when given pre-1970 dates.