" ensue "

 [ "ensuing" ]

1: arguing over and over then many gonna stuck in the abysmal riddle which is not immutable. Because they got slump, it will be hard to get out of the hell like quarrel.

  * e.g.,  ... My sister will take entrance examination after 2 months, but very erratic and nefarious sister do not allow her study distracting each family members.Ensuing this event, she finally resent and fuck babbling slangs. 

 [ "Hilarity Ensues" ]

1: From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues. 

 [ "hilarity ensues" ]

1: An ending that can be put onto the ends of stories and plans. A convenient phrase to use when your story or plan sounded really dumb. It usually doesn't make much sense.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Ok here's what's gonna happen: I'll go steal her key's and she will spend the whole night trying to find them! 

 [ "Ensuing Lulz" ]

1: Lulz, that has been ensued

  * e.g.,  ... /b/ created ensuing lulz 

 [ "hilarity ensues" ]

1: Something funny is upcoming due to a build-up of circumstantial events, or a comedy of errors. Sometimes involves rape.

  * e.g.,  ... You: Fuck! I just shat my pants! 

 [ "high jinks ensued" ]

1: To do a silly, entertaining and a little bit crazy actions

  * e.g.,  ... I met my friend for coffe yesterday. started by talking about our lives, soon we high jinks ensued and we ended up acting our stories, standing up, flailing our bodies and people stared at us. 

 [ "*Jeopardy Music Ensues*" ]

1: When you're waiting for something to happen *Jeopardy Music Ensues*

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Oh jeez oh man... It can't possibly be that I was right... There must be some excuse... I wonder what the excuse could be? 'You weren't sincere!' Oh? That would be convenient for you, wouldn't it? The arbiter of meaning everyone 👏 👏👏 And it would trap me in a situation where even if I was, you still aren't required to adhere to your own ethic. Because it's isn't about 'ethical behavior' it's about mediating outcomes. It's about you controlling your own behavior in spite of or regardless of your ethic and the behavior of your 'lessers' being controlled..............." Hym ".......... Hello?" *Jeopardy Music Ensues* Hym "Hello?.......... I guess I'll just sit here and not do anything for ever...... Or I'll just do what other people want me to do...." 

 [ "ensu" ]

1: A person who has really small genitals and incredibly ugly

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: You really seem like an ensu right now. 

 [ "Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues" ]

1: What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass. After you say this, of course, you laugh.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff! You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues (laugh)