" employs "

 [ "Employed" ]

1: When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?" 

 [ "employed" ]

1: To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

  * e.g.,  ... I am employed at the local shipping dock. 

 [ "Self-employed" ]

1: working for oneself

  * e.g.,  ... I work for mself I'm self-employed 

 [ "over-employed" ]

1: 1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person

  * e.g.,  ... "After an 80 hour work week, its safe to say he is over-employed" 

 [ "over-employed" ]

2: 2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people. Working at a NYC Startup

 [ "Employed Hobo" ]

1: Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work. 

 [ "employed thot" ]

1: A bitch on Facebook who has three jobs but spends most of her free time sleeping around. Be wary because all she really has to offer is ramen noodles and good cat.

  * e.g.,  ... My best friend had a baby with that employed thot and now he pays bookoo child support and has hypertension. 

 [ "self-employed" ]

1: To have pit stains

  * e.g.,  ... John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed. 

 [ "Self-Employed Model" ]

1: Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

  * e.g.,  ... Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him? 

 [ "self un-employed" ]

1: a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

  * e.g.,  ... K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do? 

 [ "Self Employed Agorist" ]

1: A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?