" emissions "

 [ "Emiss" ]

1: A Persian whore who likes to suck a lot of dick. She also has a lot of boyfriends. Other than that she is a good friend that you can share your secrets too, she also has a lot of enemies and most girls don't like her and she doesn't like most girls. Almost all boys like her only because she is thiccccccc but sadly she has a rat face.

  * e.g.,  ... " OMG, don't be such an Emiss." 

 [ "nocturnal emission" ]

1: While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions... 

 [ "napturnal emission" ]

1: when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission. 

 [ "recturnal emissions" ]

1: A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

  * e.g.,  ... Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory. 

 [ "Nocturnal Emission" ]

1: The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission. 

 [ "emissions testing" ]

1: When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?" 

 [ "nocturdal emission" ]

1: When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission. 

 [ "emissions test" ]

1: the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

  * e.g.,  ... my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth 

 [ "nocturanal emission" ]

1: Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

  * e.g.,  ... Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS. 

 [ "Nocturnal Emission" ]

1: A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

  * e.g.,  ... John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.