" elvish "

 [ "elvish" ]

1: All the language ever used by The King.The intonation he uses.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: Do you speak elvish? 

 [ "Elvish" ]

1: Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).

  * e.g.,  ... Awesome person: "ego, mibo orch" 

 [ "Elvish Wedding" ]

1: A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals. 

 [ "Elvish Piper" ]

1: When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

  * e.g.,  ... Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater. 

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

1: Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO 

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

2: Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped by DIO while he WRYYYs.

 [ "Elvish Yadav" ]

1: Gamla Chor, Chapri, Snake Venom Dealer.

  * e.g.,  ... When discussing the latest controversies, he referred to Elvish Yadav as a 'gamla chor', 'chapri' and "Snake Venom Dealer" highlighting the serious allegations against him 

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

1: Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO 

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

2: Fanoys and fangirls love being stopmed by DIO while he WRYYYs.

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

1: Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

  * e.g.,  ... -Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO 

 [ "elvish shoes" ]

2: Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.