" drudges "

 [ "drudge" ]

1: 1) A person who works hard all the time for a corporation who continues to pay them minimal wage for their career.

  * e.g.,  ... If we were in the caste system, one might say the drudges of society are equivalent to the untouchables. 

 [ "drudge" ]

2: 2) A person who is forced to do busywork, or menial tasks for their job

 [ "Drudging" ]

1: The repetitive act of perusing the latest updates on Drudge Report. Usually performed at least three times per day(morning, afternoon, and night), but often 10's if not 100's of times per day depending on if the year is an election year and the drudger's access to an Android phone or Apple iPad. Could be classified as a mental illness with the likes of OCD and Seperation Anxiety. Also could be another term for searching the internet for interesting news or current events.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey bro, Tom has been drudging all day without eating anything. I think he has a serious problem," says Dave. "Of course he's drudging, Fukashima just melted down, a lady in London married her jack russell, a homeless woman was carrying dead bodies in a wheelbarrow, and Obama just played another round of golf," Bill replies. "I'm so utterly out of tune with the rest of the world. I need some Drudge in my life," Dave comments. 

 [ "drudge" ]

1: Nick name for Matt Druge, e-journalist who broke the Clinton BJ story. Runs Drudge Report and hosts weekly radio show.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out the headline on Drudge, OMFG. 

 [ "Drudged" ]

1: To have a news article, tweet, or blog post linked to Drudgereport.com , resulting in hundreds or thousands of page views a minute on a global scale.

  * e.g.,  ... Dood: Whats goin on? My email, and phone is going nuts ! 

 [ "Drudge" ]

1: Someone/something that does something stupid and/or bad.

  * e.g.,  ... "That fricking drudge just hit me in the ballsack!" 

 [ "Drudging" ]

1: A grouping of gay men, plural ; derived from the term of dragging chains across a coral reef, cleaning shipping channels

  * e.g.,  ... Did you feel that? Yes, girl that was a drudging of gays traipsing around the block. 

 [ "Drudge troll" ]

1: One of the ignorant, usually conservative and/or racist, individuals who leave inflammatory and often repetitive comments on stories linked from the Drudge Report.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out the Drudge trolls' comments on "Boehner gives Obama Friday deadline on Libya": Webology Consulting 

 [ "drudge retort" ]

1: A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.

  * e.g.,  ... I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort. 

 [ "Drudge Report" ]

1: See Propaganda

  * e.g.,  ... Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending 

 [ "Drudge Report" ]

2: News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

 [ "Drudge Report" ]

3: Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.

 [ "Drudge Report" ]

1: Was once a biting-edge right-wing source of gossip and 'news', but has now become as tired as Fox News. Is quick to promote such bores as Sarah Palin. One can only conclude now that there is no Matt behind the Drudge Report, as stories are promoted solely to further the agenda of the American Christian right idiotology.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you go to the Drudge Report anymore? No, TMZ is faster.