" doggone "

 [ "doggone" ]

1: A politically correct deviation of the expression "goddamn". Mainly used in the southern United States.

  * e.g.,  ... Get every doggone Greyhound bus line in the country and get their asses moving to New Orleans. -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, September 1st, 200 

 [ "doggone" ]

1: A southern version of an exaggeration word (such as in the word "Very" being replaced by doggone).

  * e.g.,  ... "Mark is doggone cute!" 

 [ "Doggone" ]

1: Lost dog. Used by someone who don't know how to use proper grammar.

  * e.g.,  ... My dog is gone. My doggone. 

 [ "Doggone" ]

2: Wrong: My doggone

 [ "Doggone" ]

3: Right: My dog is gone

 [ "DOGGONE CONNECTION" ]

1: It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners. The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS. Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA. Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!! Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.