" diurnal "

 [ "diurnal" ]

1: The opposite of nocturnal; by day.

  * e.g.,  ... Most people are diurnal, although some people are like night-owls and are nocturnal. 

 [ "Diurnal" ]

1:  Occurring, or taking place at daytime.

  * e.g.,  ... As oppose to Nocturnal animals that are active at night some animals are Diurnal only becoming active in the day. 

 [ "Diurnal" ]

2:  Active during daylight hours.

 [ "Diurnal" ]

3:  Reoccurring in the day, or daily.

 [ "Diurnal" ]

1: To be active or awake during the day. Antonym of nocturnal

  * e.g.,  ... I am diurnal 

 [ "Diurnal" ]

1: The actual word for any animal or human who is active during the day and sleeps during the night.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Haha dude, your sleeping habits are so weird. I'm just dayturnal. 

 [ "Diurnal Bisexual" ]

1: A person who is straight when awake, but in dreams have sexual fantasies about others who are the same gender as him/herself. usually happens when stressed, having doubts about a relationship or after watching a chick flick/action movie.

  * e.g.,  ... EXAMPLE: Sarah: Hi john. Sarah's BF John: hey sarah have any cool dreams lately? Sarahs thoughts: dont say anything about the dream you had last night about mary.... Sarah: nope John: oh okay. Sarah's thoughts: i knew i shouldn't have watched "jennifers body" last night... damn megan fox turning me into a Diurnal Bisexual.. 

 [ "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy" ]

1: The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate. It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

  * e.g.,  ... Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?" Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy." Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero) 

 [ "Diurnal" ]

1: di·ur·nal

  * e.g.,  ... “I diurnaled at Veterans Stadium just so that fuck in the Emmitt Smith jersey had to wait.” 

 [ "Diurnal" ]

2: /dīˈərnl/

 [ "Diurnal" ]

3: Verb The act of urinating into two urinals with one dick.