" dismount "

 [ "dismount" ]

1: when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

  * e.g.,  ... friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped." friend 2: DISMOUNT. 

 [ "dismount" ]

1: The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)

  * e.g.,  ... After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 7 was achieved! 

 [ "Dismount" ]

1: Another word for pulling out

  * e.g.,  ... Alright bitch I'm ready for the DISMOUNT!! 

 [ "Dismount" ]

1: When a person exits his or her mouth of the dip they have been dipping.

  * e.g.,  ... Jaymes dismounted so he can make out with his woman. 

 [ "Dismount" ]

1: Something requested by Correctional Officers when catching prisoners during institutionalized homogenization.

  * e.g.,  ... Gentlemen, Dismounts! 

 [ "Arabian Dismount" ]

1: While the female is riding your cock, as you are about to blow your load, she bends over backwards while you thrust your pelvis in the air, she falls off the bed, and you blow your load in to the air effectivly spraying the semen on the walls

  * e.g.,  ... she nearly took my dick off last night with that arabian dismount. 

 [ "Dismount Gimp" ]

1: A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE" 

 [ "5 finger dismount" ]

1: When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

  * e.g.,  ... -"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?" 

 [ "Five finger Dismount" ]

1: You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

  * e.g.,  ... One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.  

 [ ""Death before dismount"." ]

1: A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... I ain't gettin out of my track, "death before dismount".