" disarm "

 [ "disarm" ]

1: 1) Remove offensive capability from

  * e.g.,  ... Disarm you with a smile 

 [ "disarm" ]

2: 2) Great song by the Smashing Pumpkins

  * e.g.,  ... And cut you like you want me to 

 [ "disarm" ]

1: To remove someone's arm through force or with an extremely large, sharp object.

  * e.g.,  ... He just disarmed her, now she's walking around with a stump for an arm! 

 [ "Disarming the Missile" ]

1: a term referring to the action of masturbation

  * e.g.,  ... Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile. I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere. 

 [ "Disarming Arctica" ]

1: Best fucking band on the planet, music is the shit, members are hot as fuck, they need to play in Montreal.

  * e.g.,  ... “ Who are Disarming Arctica's number one fans!? ” 

 [ "disarm zee dynamite" ]

1: A phrase from the multiplayer game Return to Castle Wolfenstein. In-game, used to inform team mates that there is dynamite that needs disarming. In everyday, 'practical' use, often inserted into a statement much as an exclimation point would be used.

  * e.g.,  ... Zee dynamite, it must be disarmed! DISARM ZEE DYNAMITE! 

 [ "disarm zee dynamite" ]

1: Almost as awesome as "Need Covering Fire" or "Ha, sehr gut!"

  * e.g.,  ... Solder: Disaem zee dynamite! 

 [ "Disarming White Woman Tears" ]

1: When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

  * e.g.,  ... white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people. 

 [ "Disarmed" ]

1: Having your arm ripped off by an alligator's mouth in the floodwaters of a hurricane, such as Ida.

  * e.g.,  ... Man's wife- I didn't kill my husband. It wasn't me, it was the one armed, I mean it was the alligator, whatever. I have an airtight alibi to back that up. I tried to tell that idiot not to go in the high water, but he doesn't pay me any attention, and that's what he gets. Disarmed and dismembered at the same time. 

 [ "Disarming" ]

1: The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.

  * e.g.,  ... She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.