" cursives "

 [ "cursive" ]

1: A style of handwriting where all the letters in a word are joined together. Sometimes referred to as just "handwriting."

  * e.g.,  ... The form said "PLEASE PRINT" so I didn't use cursive writing. 

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1: The single greatest lie perpetrated on grade school children since the Atomic bomb-proof Spelling Book of the Cold War. Cursive is generally forced upon students during 4th, 5th, and 6th grade. Their teachers tell them that all the middle and high school teachers won't give credit for homework that isn't written in it. In reality, nobody gives a fuck about cursive, and if you use cursive you just seem like a prick/bitch, depending on gender.

  * e.g.,  ... I made sure I could read and write cursive since my 4th grade teacher said I would fail high school if I didn't; turns out nobody cares. 

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1: A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

  * e.g.,  ... Elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves. 

 [ "cursive" ]

1: The style of handwriting required by the CollegeBoard on the SAT Certification Statement, which is officially the most difficult part of the SAT.

  * e.g.,  ... Cursive sucks. I wish I could just print the Certification Statement. 

 [ "Cursive" ]

1: if i say this is an emo band, a lot of people will be turned off, but really it's allll fucking emo.

  * e.g.,  ... What's special about Cursive is that they have a celloist in their band. It's odd, but the cello adds a fantastic texture to the whole thing.  

 [ "Cursive" ]

2: Tim Kasher is brilliant though, and they make great music. I have The Ugly Organ and Domestica and they are definitely some of my favorite CDs.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim Kasher's voice brims with emotions when he sings. I love that guy. BUt the time I went to see him for the Plea for Peace Tour, he was drunk as fuck and got the songs and lyrics mixed up. BUt he's great. Listen to him 

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3: Tim Kasher used to be in a band with another person who is one of my favorites: Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes. They used to be in Commander Venus or something. They're good friends. If you like Cursive, you might like Bright Eyes.

 [ "cursive" ]

1: the fucking greatness.

  * e.g.,  ... if you dont like cursive.. you can lick my chode. 

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2: Tim Kasher's genius.

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1: A form of writing. People who write in cursive include:

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: "dude are you writing in cursive?" 

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2: 0.01% people who learned cursive before print

  * e.g.,  ... Prick: "why of course! It's a... higher class of writing" 

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3: 99% girls who think it looks cute

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: "You're a prick" 

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4: 95% pretentious pricks who think cursive makes them look smarter

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1: verrrrry good band.

  * e.g.,  ... bitch, listen to them. 

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1: awesome fuckin band..everyone should own Domestica

 [ "cursive" ]

1: a AWSOME , kick ass band. The record label is saddle creek and they rock my socks.

  * e.g.,  ... if your smart, youd go get cursive's album right now!