" crunch "

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1: v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es

  * e.g.,  ... I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom. 

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2: v. tr.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks. 

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3:  To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.

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4:  The act of taking a huge shit

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5:  Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

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6: v. intr.

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7:  To move feces with a crushing sound.

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8:  To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

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9: n.

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10:  A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.

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1: The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a Crunch bar yesterday! 

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2: It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

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1: -Originated in the Seattle area

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door. 

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2: -A word to say when someone is being embarrased.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains. 

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3: -When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH! 

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1: To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

  * e.g.,  ... Imma crunch you fam. 

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1: A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

  * e.g.,  ... “Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!” 

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1: a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

  * e.g.,  ... oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest 

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1: Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch. 

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1: the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy 

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1: Spare motorcycle.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine. 

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2: Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.

  * e.g.,  ... Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.' 

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3: Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?' 

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1: a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that crunch.