" crucial "

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1: An obnoxious slang word 2 or 3 years old?

  * e.g.,  ... I say! This dub version of the Misty In Roots classic is murrrrder, crucial, wicked, and rather spendid! 

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2: Poppycock old bean.

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3:  An old time Jamaican usage which has been common in the uk for 30 plus years, my good man.

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4:  There is even a strong version of Red Stripe beer called Crucial Brew doncha know?!

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5: It has little to do with the Mainland USA slang like Phat that our esteemed correspondent from accross the pond has related.

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1: something cool or terrible enough to evoke screams and mass hysteria.

  * e.g.,  ... That death was crucial. 

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1: When something is mad wrong

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that dude's bone sticking out of his knee when he fell off his board? Man, that's crucial! 

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1: something that is to raw to comprehend...if it blows your mind..its crucial.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan: Dude i didn't fail my test homey, i get to play in the game today! 

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1: The word crucial, is used to express, wut cannot be expressed in meer words. When you cannot put in to a known word or phrase the crunkness of what has just happend, you use the word crucial. About 2 years ago, the definition of this word was changed to the above, by my and my friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan: I just got crunk on that guy! 

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1: something that is completely necessary and amazing

  * e.g.,  ... dude that bong hits crucial 

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1: very good weed, chrnoic, kind bud

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that weed was some crucial. 

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1: A term used to describe any 90s memories of fashion/music/film/tv shows/food

  * e.g.,  ... "Do you remember when Top Of The Pops had the old crucial logo?" 

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1: Good Marijuana or Hash, or THC products such as brownies, rice krispie squares, ice cream, cookies, anything that is or consists of the high grade mon

  * e.g.,  ... stoner 1: dude i got some fucking kill 

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1: You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'

  * e.g.,  ... That party was lame until those crucial dudes showed up. Wow! I want to be like them! 

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2: That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.

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3: They drink 40's better than you.

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4: They probably look better than you.

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5: They are way funnier than you.

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6: They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.

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7: Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.

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8: They get very party.

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9: They get awesome.

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10: And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.

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11: Crucial.