" crowning "

 [ "crowning" ]

1: - the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches" 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..." 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!" 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

  * e.g.,  ... I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: Your anus is stretched and ready to release a giant monkey tail

  * e.g.,  ... I was in desperate need of a crapper. The head of my baby monkey was crowning. 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

 [ "crowning" ]

1: one person on their knees in the middle of a circle-jerk of 3 or more guys waiting as they all bust their nuts on his/her head

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I heard that fraternity was crowning all their new pledges!" 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: (v) when you're about to glo up

  * e.g.,  ... Caption: 18th birthday. I'm crowning 😉🔞 

 [ "crowning" ]

1: To skeet on top of your partner's head.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot. 

 [ "Crowning" ]

1: When you feel your turd is pushing

  * e.g.,  ... I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning