" crofters "

 [ "crofter's" ]

1: The only jelly I'll put in my belly

  * e.g.,  ... Person A : What's the best jelly brand? Person B : Crofter's Person C : Smuckers? Person B : F A L S E H O O D 

 [ "Crofter" ]

1: Crofter. Or

  * e.g.,  ... Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta" Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta" What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta" Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day 

 [ "Crofter" ]

2: Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft) People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.

 [ "Crofters The Musical" ]

1: A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself

  * e.g.,  ... crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly” 

 [ "Crofters The Musical" ]

2: . He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

 [ "Daniel Crofter Effect" ]

1: An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1 

 [ "Crofter’s pie" ]

1: The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

  * e.g.,  ... “I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”