" planters "

 [ "A Planter" ]

1: When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.

  * e.g.,  ... Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow. Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter. 

 [ "Planter" ]

1: The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir" 

 [ "planter" ]

1: Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.

  * e.g.,  ... planter 

 [ "Planters" ]

1: Planters is an adjective used to describe someone who has large nuts.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl:ooh you got some nice planters I like it. 

 [ "Planters" ]

1: Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

  * e.g.,  ... "I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts." 

 [ "Planters" ]

1: A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

  * e.g.,  ... Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead! 

 [ "planter" ]

1: A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!" 

 [ "planter" ]

2: An action that results in a face plant.

 [ "Planters" ]

1: Plural noun

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people. 

 [ "Planters" ]

2: People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

 [ "tire planter" ]

1: An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

  * e.g.,  ... In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes. 

 [ "tire planter" ]

2: See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

 [ "planter" ]

1: someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... stoner 1:im gonna steal that niggas haze 

 [ "planter" ]

2: they make alot of money.

  * e.g.,  ... stoner 2: damn nigga dont do that he shank yo ass, he be a planter 

 [ "planter" ]

3: and shank people who steal their shit