" cricket "

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1: A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

  * e.g.,  ... Not those Aussie cunts again! 

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1: A game that Indians are very, very serious about.

  * e.g.,  ... So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.  

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1: A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.

  * e.g.,  ... Fancy a game of cricket? 

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1: A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

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1: cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

  * e.g.,  ... Only gentlemen can play cricket 

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1: A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

  * e.g.,  ... Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha 

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1: Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.

  * e.g.,  ... "Australia is the Cricket World Champion." 

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1: Acceptable form of behaviour, British behaviour in particular.

  * e.g.,  ... We don't kick men in the balls. It isnt cricket. (Taken from Austin Powers 2) 

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1: Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".

  * e.g.,  ... Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god. 

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1:  A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.

  * e.g.,  ...  On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets. 

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2: Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.

  * e.g.,  ...  Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead! 

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3: On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.

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4:  A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.