" crescentic "

 [ "crescent" ]

1: Abbreviation of "crescent fresh," a term of excited approval pioneered on the 1990's MTV sockpuppet show Sifl and Ollie. Based on the slogan for Pillsbury pop-and-bake dinner rolls, this phrase was used by "Chester" as an ironic '90's variant of "fresh," itself an '80's adjective of excited approval apparently derived from produce commercials --- for instance, the Tropicana orange juice commercial that featured Olympic victor Bruce Jenner, saying: "Tropicana Pure Premium --- for me, it's freshest." Notice that this implies that "freshness" is not an actual measurement of the time it takes a typical carton of product to market; "freshness" is now an interpretive category: "FOR ME, it's freshest."

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh shit, your tape is CRESS. The jams are crescent fresh. I'm playing it and I feel SO CRESCENT." 

 [ "Crescent" ]

1: Hold 🖐 up ⬆️ ring 🛎 ding ding ding ding ding 🔔 ding ayo the 😨 pizza 🍕 here 🏠 what’s 9 + 10 🤓 (21) you stupid 😜 no I not 🤨

  * e.g.,  ... Crescent is epic swag gangsta (butta dog) dog wit da butta 😳 butta on da dawg 😕😕😕😕 bruh! 

 [ "Crescent" ]

1: to moon someone but just with your vagina since your ass resembles a moon a vagina is like a crescent

  * e.g.,  ... dude did u just see that that hot chick just crescent me 

 [ "crescent" ]

1: a young beautiful girl who is type weird, crazy, and loyal but has a nice sense of humor one who doesn't mind books but loves to explore things and is brave finds light in a dark situations

  * e.g.,  ... crescent she so beautiful and brave she such a cool person 

 [ "crescent" ]

1: an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.

  * e.g.,  ... caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat 

 [ "crescent" ]

1: an asian man trying to act white.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude, he just bought a versace shirt. that's so crescent!" 

 [ "Fertile Crescent" ]

1: An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come? Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best! Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it. 

 [ "crescent fresh" ]

1: A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.

  * e.g.,  ... Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes. 

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

1: Angry man say dangity-dang

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

2: He go to the park to hangity-hang, but

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

3: He's not CRESCENT FRESH!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

4: His whole life's a mess!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

5: Angry dude with many tattoos

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

6: He's living his life so crudity-rude, and

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

7: He's not CRESCENT FRESH!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

8: His short life's a mess!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

9: Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

10: and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

11: They're so CRESCENT FRESH!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

12: Super cres at best!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

13: Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

14: Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

15: He's so CRESCENT FRESH!

 [ "Crescent Fresh" ]

16: Super cres at best!

 [ "crescent fresh" ]

1: Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!