" crayon "

 [ "crayon" ]

1: A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures" 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

  * e.g.,  ... When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another. 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

  * e.g.,  ... Adrienne, I miss you 

 [ "crayon" ]

2: Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

 [ "crayon" ]

1: A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he? 

 [ "crayon" ]

2: Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

 [ "crayon" ]

3: As in "you crayon muncher"

 [ "crayon" ]

1: a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!" 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: One who is younger than those in their surroundings. Usually in the 1st year or freshman year within tertiary education. There exist subclasses of classification around being a crayon. Current subclasses are pastels, chalk, and cashmere.

  * e.g.,  ... O wow! These crayons are so annoying and immature. Did you see how gorgeous that crayon is he must be a cashmere? That crayon is a pastel! He has the cutest baby face in the world. 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: a wax, tube-shaped thing used to color pictures and other stuff. they come in multipe colors and have weird names like "midnight" and "fawn" and "crimson." sometimes pronounced "crane" but NO IT IS CRAY-ON not CRANE so get it right.

  * e.g.,  ... i want to color all my pictures with a beautiful shade of crayon like brick or baby whale. 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: just another name for a dick

  * e.g.,  ... Your such a crayon Joe! 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: a term for tattoo gun

  * e.g.,  ... that crayon went crazy on you. 

 [ "crayon" ]

1: Slang for military or law enforcement laser on a weapon. Used to paint a target. Especially since there are now multiple colors of such laser devices available.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the crayon on that gun.