" cows "

 [ "cows" ]

1: Leather seats!

  * e.g.,  ... Damn tha cloth if its a Lac lay'n back on cows is where its at! 

 [ "cows" ]

1: something that zaphod asked about in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie.

  * e.g.,  ... "what's normal?" 

 [ "cows" ]

1: Used to describe unusually large calf muscles on a person due to obesity, exercise, or heredity.

  * e.g.,  ... Suzy doesn't have calves, she has cows! 

 [ "cows" ]

2: Derived from the knowledge that a calf is a small version of a cow.

 [ "cows" ]

1: big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!

  * e.g.,  ... a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road. 

 [ "cows" ]

1: gay guy that is slow and sounds like a retarded 10 year old.

  * e.g.,  ... cows from FCF 

 [ "Cow Cow" ]

1: This is an update from exactly a year ago 18/8/22 1am when I originally typed a definition :) The best type of cow. He uses every opportunity to boost his wife's ego which is almost higher than her (she's soo tall - a giant - a god, even). A semi smile grimace and kind eyes can always be seen plastered on his funky fresh face. His voice and laugh are also funky fresh. People should take caution when meeting him because he is simply a god (ladies back off, men too ik he's fine but chill). The notorious 'Cow Cow' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out he is husband material. A guy that knows you so well he texts you 'have good nap' when you're just about to so your heart does flips. A guy who (Will)ingly replies to almost every single message and reel you send (I've sent so many the app crashed). A guy that you can't exactly hate but can definitely love. Yes others call him Will, but I call him mine.

  * e.g.,  ... 'omg Cow Cow you fell asleep before me I win' 'I'm superior Cow Cow' 'I'm the best sudoku and spider player Cow Cow' 'Romeo and Juliet is your fantasy Cow Cow' 'I love you Cow Cow' 

 [ "Cow Cow" ]

2: My Cow Cow.

 [ "Cow Cow" ]

3: I'll love you unconditionally and eternally <<33

 [ "cow cow" ]

1: bad translation of a phrase in hebrew meaning "step by step"/ "slowly, slowly"

  * e.g.,  ... your class is about to take 5 really big tests, in order to pass them you'll have to do it cow cow. 

 [ "on-cow-cow" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ... Bush is a on-cow-cow fucka 

 [ "on-cow-cow" ]

2: moronic,clumsy,foolish

 [ "on-cow-cow" ]

3: not able to learn because of his brian condition

 [ "cow" ]

1: British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman. Sounds funniest when spoken in a Glasgwegian accent.

  * e.g.,  ... Och, gonnae just shut it, ya cow! 

 [ "cow" ]

1: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  * e.g.,  ... that cow be mooin