" courier "

 [ "courier" ]

1: A bod on a bike riding fast, usually seen overtaking commuters on their superbikes in the morning and evening.

  * e.g.,  ... Couriers are known to ride on the pavement and down one way street's the wrong way, down and up stair's and just about anywhere they can get both wheel's through.  

 [ "courier" ]

1: this newspaper that's obssesed with foxes

  * e.g.,  ... whats the headline in the courier today 

 [ "Courier" ]

1: "From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

  * e.g.,  ... "You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker" 

 [ "Courier" ]

2: Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"

  * e.g.,  ... "You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way" 

 [ "Courier" ]

3: The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.

 [ "Courier" ]

4: Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6

 [ "Courier New" ]

1: It's like miracle grow, but for your essays.

  * e.g.,  ... My geology paper was looking kind of short so I doused that bitch with some Courier New. 

 [ "email courier" ]

1: An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it? 

 [ "courier newed" ]

1: If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper. 

 [ "Courier Transform" ]

1: Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.

  * e.g.,  ... The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform. 

 [ "Courier Six'ed" ]

1: Derived from the hit game, Fallout: New Vegas. The event where in a First Person Shooter you land a headshot and instead of it being a instant kill, does nothing and in turn you get your brains blasted out your skull

  * e.g.,  ... You: God damnit I got courier six'ed again today, I fucking hate this shitty game and its shitty devs 

 [ "email courier" ]

1: An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page." Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. " 

 [ "Turd Courier" ]

1: A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase. The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.

  * e.g.,  ... "That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."