" couched "

 [ "couched" ]

1: (adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

  * e.g.,  ... Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now. 

 [ "couched" ]

1: adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, you are so COUCHED!" 

 [ "couched" ]

1: To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

  * e.g.,  ... You got couched son. 

 [ "couched" ]

1: When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

  * e.g.,  ... A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi." 

 [ "couched" ]

1: when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

  * e.g.,  ... When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched. 

 [ "couched" ]

1: i was couched...

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl... 

 [ "couched" ]

2: couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

  * e.g.,  ... Guy2: So have you been couched?? 

 [ "couched" ]

3: being in the doghouse...

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Yup... 

 [ "couched" ]

1: Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

  * e.g.,  ... I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one. 

 [ "couch to couch" ]

1: The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination. The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

  * e.g.,  ... He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch. 

 [ "couch" ]

1: An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

  * e.g.,  ... couches are total ass magnets 

 [ "couch" ]

1: Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

  * e.g.,  ... After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.