" cottage "

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1: A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

  * e.g.,  ... "We're going to our camp this weekend?" 

 [ "cottage" ]

1: vt. "to cottage" - to engage in activities associated with a cottage

  * e.g.,  ... jamie loves to go cottaging 

 [ "cottage" ]

1: n. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.

  * e.g.,  ... We have a beach cottage in East Hampton. 

 [ "cottage" ]

1: a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.

  * e.g.,  ... burnham i am gonna fuck you up bitch n then tap that girl doggy style. 

 [ "cottage" ]

1: baby storage centre

  * e.g.,  ... :R Kellys taken my baby 

 [ "Cottage" ]

1: having money

  * e.g.,  ... young nigga poppin with a pocket full of cottage 

 [ "Cottage" ]

1: (n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about. (n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe. (v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.

  * e.g.,  ...  Every rich person owns a cottage. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers! Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging. 

 [ "Cottagers" ]

1: A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager! 

 [ "Cottage" ]

1: (noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

  * e.g.,  ... Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together. 

 [ "Cottage" ]

2: (verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

  * e.g.,  ... He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening. 

 [ "Cottage" ]

3: Hence....

  * e.g.,  ... The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk. 

 [ "Cottage" ]

4: Cottage Queen

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5: Cottage Fodder

 [ "cottageing" ]

1: British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient

  * e.g.,  ... Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories 

 [ "cottageing" ]

2: of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

 [ "cottageing" ]

3: See Also: Glory Hole