" correlation "

 [ "Correlation" ]

1: A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

  * e.g.,  ... There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger. 

 [ "correlated" ]

1: Is a systematic order too become properly done-a proper thing or item-an exciting situation that is healthy

  * e.g.,  ... correlated(core-a-lated)I feal very correlated too the belief of infamacy. 

 [ "correlality" ]

1: Similar to causality, but the unloved -lity suffix of correlation that the dictionary refuses to recognize. Fuck off, Merriam-Webster.

  * e.g.,  ... The popularity of The Sopranos is a correlality of the effect that New Jersey has upon the greater populace. 

 [ "Correl" ]

1: A strange creature spending its time aggregating *interesting* images from sites like 4chan and redistributing to others. In other words, socialism of perversion.

  * e.g.,  ... That serial killer reminds me of Correl 

 [ "Correlation" ]

1: Correlation! No breathing! Do give a... Er, wait those aren't the lyrics... Er, did I already do this one?

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Oh? And what's the correlation between fat cockles and success with women? Is it... Is it .3? Is it .3-.4? Hahahahahahahahahaaa!" 

 [ "correlative" ]

1: Means applying pressure too much too someone and also being very strone and abusive in language and applicably accepting it as if you were right...

  * e.g.,  ... jerry springer" so your boyfriend's an correlative freak and your an street fleced hore". 

 [ "Integer Correlation" ]

1: The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person

  * e.g.,  ... Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation. 

 [ "Correlation =/= Causation" ]

1: A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses: Person B: Correlation =/= Causation. Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right. 

 [ "correlate" ]

1: To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the correlation, into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a Leonardo suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "doggone good one."

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I hacked off your cock and used it to correlate Scrappy? Yeah, well that was 'cuz you're a dick. 

 [ "Correlation =/= Causation" ]

1: A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses: Person B: Correlation =/= Causation. Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.