" coronal "

 [ "Coronize" ]

1: Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/ An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart! 

 [ "Coronances" ]

1: Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song. 

 [ "Coronic" ]

1: A person who has contracted coronavirus.

  * e.g.,  ... Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work. 

 [ "Coronation" ]

1: The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

  * e.g.,  ... History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation." 

 [ "coroner" ]

1: Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

  * e.g.,  ... Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money. 

 [ "Coronisms" ]

1: Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus. 2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today? 

 [ "Coronator" ]

1: Someone who recovers from corona virus

  * e.g.,  ... Ruby just recovered from the corona virus. She is a badass Coronator. 

 [ "coronize" ]

1: verb, (used in passive form)

  * e.g.,  ... bro: dude what's happening in Italy? 

 [ "coronize" ]

2: when corona virus settles in an area, making it hard to get rid of it. to appropriate (a place or organ) for its own use. to establish itself in an area

  * e.g.,  ... Nerd: Well. it's the virus, you know. The region of Lombardy, which is in Italy, has been totally coronized. The number of cases will probably drop as the coronized area has been sealed off over fears of more spread. bro: -_- nerd (explaining to the bro): what happens is that, following the infected throat, the lungs are next coronized, in which case intensive care is necessary. bro: dude! 

 [ "Coronalized" ]

1: A bourgeois word for “infected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.

  * e.g.,  ... Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot. 

 [ "coronely" ]

1: sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

  * e.g.,  ... I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.