" convince "

 [ "Convince" ]

1: To persuade or make someone do something

  * e.g.,  ... I convinced my mom to make something unhealthy for us. 

 [ "Convinced" ]

1: When you con Vince but in past tense

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Well I'm convinced" Iam "What? Convinced of what?" Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!" Iam "What?" Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?" Iam "What do you mean?" Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?" Iam "I don't know..." Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough." Iam "What's your point?" Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be." Iam "So..." Hym "So, they've only left us one option." Iam "Which is?" Hym "The only thing they understand." Iam "...Punishment?" Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs. Iam "...They don't understand..." Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand." 

 [ "convincible" ]

1: Something so convicing it is irrefutable.

  * e.g.,  ... George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible. 

 [ "bi-convinceable" ]

1: A person who doesn't consider themselves bisexual or bi-curious, but entertains the thought of a same-sex experience with the right person under the right circumstances.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd never give up the OFRC and I'm not really in to girls so much, but for her I'm definitely bi-convinceable. 

 [ "Convinced Atheist" ]

1: A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist. 

 [ "Plum convinced" ]

1: Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)

  * e.g.,  ... Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park 

 [ "convincing shit" ]

1: When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing. (2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long? Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit. 

 [ "Im convinced" ]

1: It means when someone is doing something really below there intelligence levels and your concern from there mental health

  * e.g.,  ... Im convinced your off crack bro 

 [ "convince someone your pants off" ]

1: It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.

  * e.g.,  ... Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true? 

 [ "convince someone your pants off" ]

2: Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.

  * e.g.,  ... Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off) 

 [ "Convincible" ]

1: A superhero who's superpower is the ability to convince anyone of anything

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I knew it wasn't true, but the convincible convinced me it was true!"