" conundrum "

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1: A difficult problem...often used in matters of the heart. The ability to appreciate what you have and want to do well by it, and the overwhelming emotion towards someone else, that feels too good to ignore.

  * e.g.,  ... I love my partner for all the wonderful qualities they possess and for the unconditional love and support they provide. What is lacking however...I've found in you. What a conundrum....now what? 

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1: A difficult and confusing problem or question. They'll piss you off and are often found in crossword puzzles.

  * e.g.,  ... Before he could even finish reading 17 across, Sean realized that the cruciverbalist otherwise known as Brandi had answered the conundrum in the white and shaded squares. 

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1: A fun word to say that describes your friends constant on and off relationship with a girl. Usually is used in replacement to the girl's name

  * e.g.,  ... DJ, I'm serious as much as you want me too i am not going to help out with the conundrum that is your ex. 

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1:  answering someone with a pun

  * e.g.,  ... The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum. 

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2:  a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

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3: also see <b>kunundrum</b>

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1: The state occurring when a delight conflicts with a concurrent displeasure.

  * e.g.,  ... I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk. 

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1: It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.

  * e.g.,  ... There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized. 

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1: n. Origin unknown. A kind of riddle based upon some fanciful or fantastic resemblance between things quite unlike; a puzzling question, of which the answer is or involves a pun.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you think life is long enough to let me speculate on conundrums like that? --W. Black. 

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2: Or pun ambiguous, or conundrum quaint. --J. Philips.

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3:  A question to which only a conjectural answer can be made.

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1: Origin: Pseudo-latin, used in learned social circles in Oxford University as humor, slang for "wit" or "pun" jokes, first known use 159 Basically, answering a question with a pun, riddle, or joke. More modern usage generally refers to a difficult or complex riddle.

  * e.g.,  ... (In biology lab) Jim: "Hey John, I was disecting this robin, and I seem to have misplaced it's head. Have you seen it?" 

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1: Noun:

  * e.g.,  ...  The phrase "Not planning ahead is planning for failure" is a conundrum. By not planning you are planning which means you aren't not planning, therefore you can't plan for failure at all, because the only way to plan for failure is to not plan at all but by not planning you are planning. 

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2: A situation or happening that insists upon itself creating an irrational answer.

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1: A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"